Archive for the ‘bizarre’ Category

I don’t know, there is something about this that I like. It’s very TIM & ERIC with a lot of “F*cks!” thrown in. Patton Oswalt is a fan, so much so that he is hosting a screening of Cars (1:20RT), Cars II (1:09RT) and Cars III (349:00RT) in LA.


Seriously, they are stoked!

Money shot:

“I’m excited,” he said, noting the reaction of people in public when they find out who he is. “I think it’s going to be a good marriage — us and Sioux City. This is my seventh Olive Garden, and this is the one I’m most excited about.”

One reason for his excitement is the ample parking available, more than at any other Olive Garden where he has worked, he said. It includes shared parking with adjacent businesses. The restaurant is just east of Gunderson’s Jewelers.

Holy fuck! Gunderson’s Jewelers?! Gunderson’s Jewelers?!

If they copy and pasted this onto the Front Page of The Onion it would fit beautifully.


Photo by Flickr user Naystin

See the rounded “S”? How about that bulbous “D”? Ooo, that “unny” looks nice and hard…

TipTapTop: Consumerist

Case in point:

Now, all I think about when I see Skittles is “yuuuuughhh!”

Videogum delves even further.

Finally, physical evidence of how fugly Fergie really is AND how hot some guys transitively think Carrot Top is. C’mon people!!!

Via Buzzfeed